Granny's White Lightnin' Bar

"Granny's White Lightnin" is a country bar where it's raining on all four sides!
The waitresses are dressed like Elly May but padded like Dolly Parton.
The bartenders are men dressed like Granny who do bottle twirling entertainment
like Tom Cruise did in the movie "Cocktail"!  The entertainment includes the "fire show"
which has the bartenders using Granny's 181 Proof White Lightning drawn from Granny's
Still behind the bar to blow (fuel) on flaming torches.